Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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