My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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