Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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