Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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We are all done wearing pants today
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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