Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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