But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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