he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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