do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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