She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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