its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I need a burrito and a hug.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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