party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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