ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize