My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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