Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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