Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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