I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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