My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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