the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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