Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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