The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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