Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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