There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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