theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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