You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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