just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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