my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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