Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize