Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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