well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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