She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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