bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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