This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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