i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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