why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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