Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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