People with herpes should wear stickers.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You ruined the universe
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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