You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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