dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize