then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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