Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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