as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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