i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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