Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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