He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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