in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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