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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We are all done wearing pants today
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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