Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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