Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize