No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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