google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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